A prelude for National Masturbation Month
Today is "Touch It Thursday" and in honor of #NationalMasturbationMonth (and COVID19) we are still doing things by our GahDamn Selves. Smoke by yourself, drink by yourself and fuck when you can by your GAHDAMN self for real, for real. It is safer anyway Chile.
This subject is important for a slew of reasons. It’s 2020 and I am just as guilty as bad sins when it comes to being OK with just myself. No, I don’t particularly need validation from a partner or society to thrive and feel love. I do, however, feel like I need to love me more so that all things I desire come forth in a space of freedom and abundance. I think that loving me is more than wanting to change what is hindering me, it is also about accepting that those flaws are also me. But another story for another blog. This love is about MASTURBATION!!! Ouuuu! LOL.
Masturbation- is self-love, fucking yourself, making love to you, catering to yourself, accepting yourself, exploring yourself, accommodating and fulfilling yourself wholly and physically. It is historically and culturally taboo. For one, sex and procreation are so strongly linked that it- sex without the intent to procreate is devalued in many cultures. Hint as to why masturbation is referred to as “onanism”. Look in your bible at Genesis and the story of Onan, Er and Tamar… be fruitful and multiply and all that jazz.
But what if you don’t want another person dry humping you? What if you aren’t sure what you like? You're single? What if you just need a massage deep in the balls of your male member or want to be stroked on your g-spot just right- alone? Maybe the human on the Uber scooter looked like a buffet and now you need a moment…I suggest for each and every single one of these ailments you GO FUCK YOURSELF. Go masturbate. Choke the chicken. Rub one out. Cum like it’ll never happen again. Have an orgasm at your own hand. Massage the tension away personally until your mind is content and fucking enjoy that shit.
Masturbation is handy (see what I did there?) because you can do it almost anywhere without being lewd. It can be more fulfilling than with a mate and it’s safer than TINDER and hopping in the DM’s in this sexual climate, yeah I said it.
"Masturbating is no more sinful than praying or mediating." - Abhijit Naskar
Masturbation is an art and for me has been a freeing, eye opening and blissful. It takes a certain mindset and desire to pull off. I have masturbated for so long that I don’t remember my 1st time but I remember deciding I wanted to try it. I read a lot of Playboy and a lot of Cosmopolitan Magazines growing up. I was an avid reader early, so I read anything with words and thankfully so. Masturbation seemed right at an early age for me because I had all these strange heats flowing through my body in places that made me want them touched. I was scared to let someone else touch me, in fact I still hate it at times; but I also knew that it had to happen. After watching Real Sex for years and Sue Johansen for some more years, I was ready for me.
Masturbation is a good way to relieve stress, tension and become more familiar with your sexual desires. The intimacy of exploring your own sex and orgasmic tendencies comes with a set of confidence that can’t be found via any other avenue. I have masturbated for years. I kid you not, I went home to get myself off after the incident that changed me forever… Lmao. The act itself makes you more comfortable in your sexuality. You get to explore your fantasies at the depth of your choice. You get to delve into the taboo in ways that you may not be ready to express with an individual. You can protect your energy.
Masturbation is as old as time and humans. Just like sex. It is sex. It’s just self sex. So, Go Fuck Yourself. Immediately.
